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Cop: Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?
Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning, Mr. Mayor."
Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.
Motorist: Why are you crying after giving me that ticket?
Policeman: It was a moving violation.
Police Chief: Why are you putting handcuffs on that building?
Officer: I'm making a house arrest
Police Chief: Why did you arrest that doctor?
Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.
Police Chief: Why did you ticket the computer?
Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.
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