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"Now as I understand it, Sir," said the police officer to the motorist, "you were driving this vehicle when the accident occurred. Can you tell me what happened?"
"I'm afraid not, officer," replied the motorist. "I had my eyes shut!"
Policeman: Now, sir, how did you come to have this accident?
Motorist: Well, the sign just there says, `Stop ? Look ? Listen'. And while I was doing that the train hit me.
The police are looking for a thief with one eye
Why don't they use two?
Police officer: And what do you think you are doing on this road, Dracula?
Dracula: Looking for the main artery, officer.
What did the police officer say to his stomach?
I've got you under a vest.
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