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A cop pulls over a carload of nuns.

Cop: "Sister, this is a 65 MPH highway -- why are you going so slow?"

Sister: "Sir, I saw a lot of signs that said 22, not 65."

Cop: "Oh sister, that's not the speed limit, that's the name of the highway you're on!

Sister: Oh! Silly me! Thanks for letting me know. I'll be more careful.

At this point the cop looks in the backseat where the other nuns are shaking and trembling.

Cop: Excuse me, Sister, what's wrong with your friends back there? They're shaking something terrible.

Sister: Oh, we just got off of highway 119.

Rating: 2.4 |

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Rating: 3.0 |

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

Rating: 3.2 |

- Santa Claus, one smart and one stupid policeman are walking together when they spotted hundred dollars on the ground. Who will take the money?
- ???
- Stupid policeman, since Santa Claus and the smart policeman don't exist.

Rating: 2.8 |

On a narrow mountain's road a man saw a police car driving uphill backwards.
- Hi guys. Why are you driving backwards?
- Because we are not sure that we will find the place to make u-turn on the top of the mountain.
After one hour the same man saw the same police car driving downhill backwards again.
- But guys, why are you driving backwards again?
- We have found the place to make u-turn up there.

Rating: 2.6 |

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